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Joke of the Day
"Now with all the kids outside, playing Pokemon..... Dads and moms can stay inside playing Pokemom."
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"Mom writes to her son in Poland's army: ""Dear Son, I am writing this letter ever so slowly..... ....because I know you cannot read fast"""
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