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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman walks into a bar There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!"

"What's the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating? The ears"

"Your greatest puns! Please, I love puns. Lots of puns. Any kind. Bring em on!"

"It's ironic that pregnant people have to order virgin drinks."

"What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck? Egg_salad"

"Paranoid? I don't even know what that word means. I don't have time to learn new words, people are trying to kill me."

"TIFU: I ate my boss' sandwich out of the work fridge! Oops. Wrong sub."

"That which does not kill me has been everything so far."

"Oh you have morals? You must be new here."

"What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party? You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!"