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"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit...."
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"The US Judicial system"
"French guy (showing me his yachts): This is Un. This is Deux. This is Trois. This is Quatre. This is Six. Me: Where's the 5th? FG: Cinq."
"knock knock jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! knock knock who's there? hugh hugh who? huch need to listen to me!"
"Anyone know if Flava Flav survived the weekend's Daylight Savings switchover?"
"Congratulations on your accomplishments! Whitney Houston, on being year sober!"
"What do you call a discounted circumcision? A rip off"
"Called my wife a whore I called my wife a whore once during sex. She made me pay for that afterwards."
"I think it's adorable when kids lose their teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts."
"New exercise regimen: I can only sit down when my toddler does. So far I've lost 17,000 pounds."