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Joke of the Day

"ATTENTION LADIES: I will now be downgrading expectations from someone I can love to someone I can tolerate. Act now while this amazing deal still lasts!"

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"

"What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores? Derivatives"

"Are you African? [NSFW] Because you are a frican bitch. Zing~!"

"""A pirate with no p... is irate!"" Friday is International talk Like a Pirate Day!"

"What's a Russian's favorite service provider? Sprint."

"Q: How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? A: Tell him he's a duck."

"What is heavy forwards but not backwards? A ton."

"I entered my first masturbation competition at the weekend... I came last"

"Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke? They don't find them Hume-erous."