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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo today, and the only animal it had was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
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"What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say? ""Argh it's driving me nuts!"""
"Scientists have invented a way to send messages to alternate universes... ... they are calling them ""parallelograms""."
"Top Four Signs of Job Security: 4. Promotions and raises 3. Specialized skills 2. Top producer 1. Compromising photos of the boss"
"Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck."
"My brother told me we ran out of protein powder I didn't believe him, so I said No Whey"
"True Story, When I was a kid, my parents would always say ""Excuse my French"" just after a swear word. I'll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French."
"A Priest and a Rabbi walk in a bar... and they say to each other ""what is this, a joke?"""
"Roses are dead, violets are dead, ... I'm a bad gardener"
"I hate whales I was out at sea and a whale almost destroyed my ship, a crewmember said that whale collisions where common in that area. But I'm positive that whale hit my ship on porpus."