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Joke of the Day

"Post game interviews always show the winning players thanking God but they never show the losing players cursing him."

"There's seldom a fun word that follows ""early onset."""

"The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother."

"So, wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Never mind, I lost it..."

"What did 50cent say to his grandma when she gave him a knitted sweater for his birthday? G u knit!"

"Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato? Signing the legal guardian paperwork"

"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer! What do you call a blind deer without legs? Still no eye deer!"

"I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league. Good players are hard to find."

"Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took...."

"Before I say a wtc joke... On a scale of 9 to 11, how offended are you by it?"