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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is your least favorite force of nature? A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down."
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"Momma didn't raise no fool. I did this all on my own."
"Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?"
"I'm most freaked when I take the dog out after dark and remember it's stupid white girls like me that are killed first in horror movies."
"The most overdone joke ever. [Deleted]"
"What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck"
"My lesbian sister told me that most girls are like spaghetti noodles Straight until you get them wet."