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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is your least favorite force of nature? A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down."

"When you think your life couldn't be any more pathetic, remember some people have more than 1 Facebook account."

"What do you call a white European with a big dick? Hungaryan"

"What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs? Con-Descending"

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 3 million have a chance of becoming a human being"

"What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles? Diez nuts!"

"If Excel had a record label.... It would be Excel ENT. I'll see myself out."

"What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same."

"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."

"How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar? Both can't take down anything."