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Joke of the Day
"My fiancee doesn't think jokes about drone strikes are funny. Personally I find them Hillaryous."
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"What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaand eeeeeeyeeee"
"Throwing acid is wrong.... in some people's eyes."
"Confuse future archeologists by burying your pets in elaborate military uniforms."
"What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail? Sum yung gai"
"What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold? A Polysneezin."
"Gay Bartender What did the gay bartender say to his new customer? ""Want me to help push in your stool?"""
"Funny talks make smile always. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."
"I got so drunk last night i blew chunks! Chunks is my dogs name."
"My friend and I had this never-ending argument in a swimming pool in France Turned into a total piscine contest"