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Joke of the Day

"The most overdone joke ever. [Deleted]"

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"""

"If I had a dollar for every time someone complimented my hair I'd be making money in a really weird way"

"A Black Widow joke Q: How do you kill a Black Widow? A: You take away her food stamps Was told his one at a family reunion, don't know how old but thought it was funny as hell!"

"What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes."

"I bought my nephew a drum set because: A) I'm an awesome uncle B) Learning to play an instrument is important C) I hate my sister"

"I decided to put certified SCUBA diver on my resume. That way they know I can handle intense pressure on the job."

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No-I-Deer Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still No-I-Deer"

"I've heard a lot of good puns in my day but.... the one about the kleptomaniac baker really takes the cake."

"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A shit-zoo."