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Joke of the Day

"Me: Alexa, are you listening even when I don't say 'Alexa'? Alexa: No, I only listen when you say 'Alexa'. M: Thanks A: Welcome M: Hey!"

"I saw a van covered in dirt... I saw a van that was covered in dirt & someone had written ""I wish my wife was as dirty as this van"". I wrote ""she is-when you're at work!"""

"Mahogany was competing with oak and maple in the wood election. Nobody got a majority in the electric collage. However, oak narrowly beat out maple in the poplar vote."

"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia fcuk"

"Doctor Doctor! I'm turning invisible! Yes.. I can see your not all there.."

"One of my favorite high expectation Asian jokes You masturbate? Why you no doctorbate?"

"First guy to do anal was very popular... He was much sod after."

"If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Tequila bottle because nobody I know drinks milk."

"What did one sock tell its other half ? Nothing, the fucker had disappeared in the dryer."

"An englishman, a welshman and a scotsman walk into a pub... ""I'm off"" says the scotsman, and leaves."