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Joke of the Day

"Of course you don't know 'our song.' You didn't know we were even dating, silly. Or that the girl you had lunch with is in my trunk."

"A man and a doctor are talking... The doctor says ""I have bad news. You have cancer, and you have Alzheimer's."" The man replies, ""Thank God I don't have cancer."""

"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain."

"... AND IT WORKS!!! I just invented a time travel machine..."

"I like my slave like I like my frees Coffee."

"They say money doesn't grow on trees So what are hedgefunds then?"

"Have you heard of that new film about the tractor? I've just seen the trailer."

"Dentist switches lamp on: ""Now open wide"" Moth dental assistant: *repeatedly flies into bulb* Dentist: ""This has to stop Denise"""

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I'll re-rack."

"""Instead of a 58 year old woman, I wanna look like a 28 year old shiny iguana"" - Plastic Surgery"