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Joke of the Day

"A man was apprehended for public masturbation but ultimately let go because he only did it for 10 seconds... Ya, he definitely got off easy."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe."

"Whenever my children question my knowledge on any subject, I just remind them that their mother is older than the Internet."

"The Creation Museum commercials on TV..."

"I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating the entire box of donuts."

"Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!"

"What's the quickest way to kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their car."

"Who called it confronting ur husband Stanley about flirty texts from a girl named Rebecca from a former soviet state and not Who'sbeckystan?"

"What is the difference between a human and a potato? Time"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs."