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Joke of the Day

"I named my penis pony... ..because it's the smaller version of what you really wanted and you only get a ride if you're under 12."

"After 20 years of marriage, the one thing that pisses off my wife ... of 6 years is that I keep a running total."

"Two guys walk into a bar You would think the second guy would have ducked."

"I think marriage is probably like having a business partner. No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids"

"I know a great US Postal Service Joke... ...but you'll never get it."

"For my summer job, I worked at the zoo, circumsizing elephants The pay wasn't great, but the tips were enormous!"

"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."

"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!"

"What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!"

"Cats REALLY hate dryers. However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy"