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Joke of the Day

"I named my penis pony... ..because it's the smaller version of what you really wanted and you only get a ride if you're under 12."

"What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !"

"My angry wife said: ""I hope you spend an eternity in hell !"".... I said, ""Why wait? I'll take you clothes shopping right now""."

"What do Thomas Jefferson and a WNBA owner have in common? They both have 15 African-American women ready to go to work for them."

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin."

"Only one person cried when Chuck Norris was born and that was the doctor.... no one slaps Chuck Norris"

"Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe."

"What do women and grammar Nazis have in common? One missed period is enough to freak them out."

"Why did the airplane no longer work? Because it was **terminal**ly ill. I'll show myself out."

"Calling your girlfriend dumbledore cz she is the real head master"