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Joke of the Day
"Calling your girlfriend dumbledore cz she is the real head master"
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"This guy asked me to convert today... And I said, no, I'm happy with my current non-prophet organization"
"Sorry I embarrassed you when I tried to draft Smaug, but I totally misunderstood the concept of a Fantasy football league."
"7yo: mommy you smell like beer. Me: well, you smell like a bad idea that your dad and I thought could fix our marriage....now go to bed."
"How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow."
"What is the Phobia for chainsaws called? Common sense"
"In Texas you're allowed to shoot someone just for being on your property. Man if I lived there I'd host sooo many parties"
"If a mugger ever asks me to draw an uppercase cursive Q or he'll shoot, tell my family I died a hero... #hero #cootertales"
"What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion? Fast food"
"What ever happened to Hitler's family? He Adolf Them..."