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Joke of the Day

"Idea: An animated sitcom where the characters age and change clothes."

"The ISDS (Investor-State Dispute Settlement) clause of TTIP sounds so crazy that I begin to wonder: ISDS the real life? Or ISDS just fantasy?"

"What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns? Birds of Pray"

"The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni."

"I think my neighbor's dog is in heat. She's been crying the last 2 nights. I may need to take one for the team if I want to get some sleep."

"Getting shit done. Was my response when my boss ask me what I'm doing. And now I'm sitting outside of H.R."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tss!"

"Being popular on Facebook is like being the smartest kid in summer school."

"If the President rides equestrian without a saddle, what do you call the animal he's on? Bare Horse One."

"Why did the guy gay go to prison? For HOMO-cide."