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Joke of the Day

"Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its ""weird""."

"Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track."

"If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend"

"My girlfriend and I like to roleplay She pretends to be a nurse while I pretend she exists."

"wat apple fanboy caled it an ""apple fanboy"" insted of an ""iDiot"""

"Why is the tailor's daughter such a slut? She gives great hem jobs."

"Opera is what happens when someone stabs you and instead of dying, you sing."

"Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died? He just needed a little bit of Clojure."

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean? I won't pay 10 bucks to have a Garbanzo bean on my face"

"Hodor is the ultimate gentleman! He always holds the door."