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Joke of the Day

"I bet when scientists throw office parties, there's always the one guy who gets drunk and carbon dates his own butt."

"I think my vibrator has Parkinson's."

"What do you call a piece of poo that assualts you in the ocean? A shart attack"

"Parties: for those times you're just dying to clean up twice in twelve hours."

"Hey Click this link."

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married? Fiancee"

"I was gonna make a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."

"What is the photographer's favorite car? Ford Focus"

"How are Clinton scandals like Pokemon? You'll never catch them all."

"When most people say, ""I'm on a diet,"" what they mean is, ""I eat exactly as much as I normally do, but now I feel guilty about it."""