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"I've bought tickets to all One Directions upcoming gigs.They're not my cup of tea but the tickets say The Doors open at 7:15 and i love them"
"There are two hats on a hanger... The broken one says to the other: ""You go on a head..."""
"What language do bill boards use? Sign language."
"Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus."
"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!"
"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."
"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.)"
"How do you know you're getting old? When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm."
"I hate recursion, irony, and the Oxford Comma."