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Joke of the Day

"How many jews could get in to the cab? It depends on ashtrays capacity. //badenglishsorry"

"Aasians hate the NFL Cause theres no more rice"

"NARRATOR: Here we see the gentle reindeer gamboling in the woods... DASHER: [pushing stack of Xmas cookies] Raise NARRATOR: I SAID GAMBOLING"

"My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens."

"Just so you know, I have an Epi pen... My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I should have it."

"The Pirate Bay's founders go to jail, while the folks who make guns & cigarettes eat caviar in yachts. Legal system working as intended."

"They say celebrities die in threes... Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the fourth for free."

"Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright."

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"

"I was telling my friend a joke. ""There was this gorilla... ..."" ""I fucking swear, if this is another Harambe joke, I..."" ""Well, thanks for killing it."""