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Joke of the Day
"How many jews could get in to the cab? It depends on ashtrays capacity. //badenglishsorry"
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"I bet hipsters love Mondays just to be ironic, but mostly because they're unemployed."
"How does one French arsonist flirt with another one? ""Voulez-vous bruler avec moi ce soir?"""
"waitressing She may only be a waitress but at least she brings food to the table"
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"thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT"
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