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Joke of the Day
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate his tits a lot."
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"A paedophile says to a school boy ""I'll give you a lolly if you come into the van"" The boy replies ""Give me the whole bag and I'll cum into your mouth""."
"Why does Donald Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can jump"
"What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister! Courtesy of a patient."
"No matter how much you love someone, your whole world can change within 5 seconds of watching them run."
"Gabe Newell and Bill Gates should get together. Not only would there be some epic games, they could comfort each other's inability to count."
"What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine? A punchline"
"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack. Girlfriend came up with it. It was so bad it was good."
"I don't want to alarm anyone but I've purchased a ukulele. Soon as I can jam, there'll be auditions for my band behind the 7-11. NO WEIRDOS"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter came out of the Chamber alive."