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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica? Pokemon"
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"""I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone"" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords"
"We have a strange custom in our office... The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."
"Why do witches laugh when they ride their brooms? because they're not wearing any panties."
"What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!"
"How do you keep someone waiting I'll post the answer tomorrow"
"Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...? Because, he's just dying to party."
"I bought some drugs from a shoe dealer They were unlaced, and I still got high as heel..."
"Wlkom I happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"INMATE: ""What are you in for?"" ME: ""A real treat, I hope."""