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Joke of the Day

"What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish? [OC] I think I'm feeling C6"

"What's better than a vase of roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick"

"What do you call the death of the Trilobites? An Epoch fail!"

"What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup."

"A Brow Beating I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"To whoever has my old phone number: I truly hope you're enjoying those texts from that guy I met at that thing"

"My city was so poor growing up that Planned Parenthood was just a bicycle without a seat."

"Have you heard about the invention of the white board It's remarkable."

"If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald. We Need Ronald Mc'Donald."