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Joke of the Day

"What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish? [OC] I think I'm feeling C6"

"If you thought black people were mad about the Oscars... wait until the nominations come out for the World's Greatest Dad Award."

"How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks. They are all very well done"

"Do you know what a 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No, neither have they."

"My 5 year old has a filthy mouth. His favorite book is Winnie the Shit."

"Why did God only make one yogi bear He tried to make another but made a boo-boo"

"3 Mods walk into a bar [deleted]"

"You can't trust atoms... They make up everything."