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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No, neither have they."
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"Why was the tomato blushing? He saw the salad dressing."
"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."
"What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper? Check, mate."
"What do you call something that is half horse and half pig? A mounted police officer"
"What is a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing but fuck your mother"
"I set up a life size mousetrap in my front yard, but instead of cheese as bait, I used a fedora. Death toll: 17 hipsters and a curious cat."
"What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food? Steak"
"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."
"What do you need when you're constipated in math class? Squeeze Theorem"