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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion."

"What's the best part about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag's a plus."

"The shortest distance between two points is over a cyclist. ~Australian drivers, apparently."

"Napkins used after eating hot wings and then put in your pocket should NEVER be used as toilet paper no matter how much you've had to drink."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now"

"I need a new assistant for my knife-throwing act. Also need a large rug and a gallon of bleach. Please RT."

"a busboy falls into a bottomless salad. hank holds back the new guy ""don't bother tryin to save him; he's gone.."" the screams slowly fade"

"The Clippers are gonna be bought by the former CEO of Microsoft. Apparently he's looking for something to occupy himself while Windows is installing ""critical updates."""

"Sesame Street never allowed Mrs. Piggy to count to 100. Everytime she made it to 69, she got a frog in her throat."

"What's Dee Barnes favourite headphones? Beats by Dre"