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Joke of the Day
"How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day? They are both up to something."
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"Why is a room full of married people empty? There isn't a single person in it."
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"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he gets 3 ho's... Yeah it's bad... But santa isn't real anyways..."
"It's hard to sleep with all the girls knocking on my door at night. I eventually had to let them out."