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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man trapped in a nun's body? His name is God."

"Q: What's Mary short for? A: She's got no legs."

"""Mom, I don't like my little brother."" ""Then just eat the vegetables."""

"Never have sex at an Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family."

"Ninjas are like virgins.... No one ever sees them coming"

"Chuck Norris can ride his bike with no handlebars..............or wheels"

"Why do French bakers listen to death metal? Because all they touch is pain."

"What's the difference between an egg and a root? You can beat an egg, but you can't beet a root!"

"In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke Did you hear about the new Jedi beer? It's Force Ale."

"Some guy beside me farts, so I say : ""Hey! Some arsehole's talking shit behind your back!"""