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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can ride his bike with no handlebars..............or wheels"
Next Joke
"Our wedding pic looks like my wife's selfie photo bombed by me."
"So I got into a fight with a midget the other day... He was stood next to my girlfriend and said her hair smells nice."
"So today I found out why clickbait is so effective"
"Whenever you see me on screen, just know there's a highly likely chance I was 20% acting and 80% thinking about what's for lunch"
"What's the worst thing about a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey!"
"So I just found out those stick figures on the back of cars are not to keep track of how many pedestrians you've hit,i will be removing mine"
"What deal did the undead entrepreneurial cattle farmer advertise? Shit for Brains"
"My GF left me because she said I lied about stupid things. I was so upset I ate a car park :("