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Joke of the Day

"If a gorilla stole my girlfriend and started throwing barrels at a construction site, the last guy I'm gonna call for help is a plumber."

"Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie"

"Referring to another employee as a ""gingeraffe""will land you in sensitivity training...no matter how tall and redheaded they are."

"Help! I need a communist christmas one liner! Going to a Christmas party with a communist christmas sweater. Need a good one liner... help!"

"Me: This ""Fear the Walking Dead"" show is really creepy. Wife: This is the Video Music Awards."

"Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies."

"The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it's like excuse me, I'm working here."

"Computers can beat us at go and chess, but we can still kick their asses at kickboxing."

"I also have a Vampire joke, but I won't tell it to you. Because it sucks."

"A movie ticket for baby should cost at least $50."