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Joke of the Day

"Girl, did you take a massage therapy course at a community college with questionable credentials? Because you're rubbing me the wrong way."

"What's the first thing a redneck buys when going to a family reunion? Condoms."

"Protip: If you're walking in your office taking deep breaths because someone made popcorn, don't forget to stop as you enter the restroom."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, what else would you call him?"

"Did you hear the Buck Wheat became a Muslim? Yeah! He changed his name to Kareem o'Wheat"

"I have a strong relationship with the flying spaghetti monster... ...but it's strained to say the least"

"What did the caterpillar say to the cocoon after he broke out? Moth."

"everything in the world's horrible now not like the good old days of black plague, holocaust, atomic bombs, holodomor, khmer rouge, crusades"

"Baby you are like a white dwarf star.... Extremely hot but not very bright"

"The difference between being erotic and being kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather... ...but it's *kinky* if you use the whole chicken."