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Joke of the Day
"Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas? Because it's Boxing Day!"
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"IHTGYATSWTFIM = I had to Google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant."
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"Where's the best place to buy jive cheese? Monterey, Jack!"
"Best Comebacks If you want my comeback you can scrape it off your mother's teeth (leave more in the comments)"
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