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Joke of the Day
"What do you call hand warmers scattered throughout a room? Intermittens."
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"Nobody believes that my first grade teacher was named Furious Crapjacket."
"A German woman was walking down a dark alley when she got accosted by eleven men... ...who tear her clothes apart and start to rape and molest her. The woman shouts 'Nien! Nien!', so two of them left."
"Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing."
"How do you think the unthinkable? Hit an itheberg."
"So this guy walks into a bar... Ouch!"
"I'm tired of all these farming tips. Let's face it, there's only one thing that makes you good at farming Step one: be a tractor Step two: don't be unnatractor"
"Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat"
"Q: What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."
"Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer? His punches Neverland."