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Joke of the Day
"What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food? Fission chips."
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"A man goes to a Greek tailor... The tailor says, ""Euripides?"" The man says, ""Eumenides."" Credit goes to my University professor who specializes in Greek literature."
"A blind man got a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent thing he's ever read."
"So two guys walk into a bar... and the third one ducks."
"What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice? A GOP Presidential candidate."
"this is the worst weather ive ever seen ""what about when the wind had sharks in it?"" that was a movie dad ""oh excuse me weather expert"""
"What do American beer and a canoe have in common? Both are fucking close to water."
"A beautiful blonde walks into a bar, and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one."
"what does a cowboy from colorado wear? a 420-gallon hat"
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun then the earth"