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Joke of the Day
"Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in."
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"How many feminists you need to change a lamp? ""That's not funny..."""
"Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls."
"What do Pizza Delivery guys and Gynecologists have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it.."
"Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?"
"What three things does a woman need to do an oil change on her car? Two boobs and a man"
"""I suppose you have to live somewhere."" - A more accurate motto for the state of Utah."
"New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT."
"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."
"And the Lord said unto John ""come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and got a toaster."