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Joke of the Day
"Bob's volunteered to give a C programming workshop but needs a topic Give that man some pointers"
Next Joke
"Wife: The zoo called Me: [wearing hat made out of live lemurs] they say what they want?"
"My friend overheard me saying I could go for some malt liquor. Instead, the bastard got me a box of Whoppers. ""What the hell is this?!"" I said. ""Suck on them. Now, you're a *malt licker*!"""
"I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me."
"You Know The Economy is really Bad when even God starts laying people off #pope"
"Where do animals go when their Tails fall off? The Retail store"
"So I was dating this girl with a lazy eye... It would have worked out, but I discovered she was seeing someone on the side"
"What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids? Child custardy"
"A blonde was asked why her list skipped every other number... She replied I can't even"
"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."