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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rape in the military? A flashbang."
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"if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?"
"Mr. Jones, did you or did you not have an affair with the victim, Diana? ""No!"" Oh really. And what's your first name? ""Indiana"" [jury gasps]"
"How did the bird get his bluetooth to work? He had to parrot."
"How many mexicans can you fit in a bus? All of them."
"Me: my best friend is my wife Everyone: awwww My Best Friend Carl: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YOUR WIFE"
"What is Harper Lee's favorite drink? Tequila mockingbird."
"If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex ... Probably with the other sock."
"What's the similarity between American beer and making love in a canoe? Fucking close to water"
"What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music? Rock 'n' Roll"