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Joke of the Day
"What is Harper Lee's favorite drink? Tequila mockingbird."
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"What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive? THESE are the brakes!"
"In Canada, every board game is called ""Sorry!"""
"My wife says I never take out the trash. I disagree. We just had our anniversary dinner last week."
"Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy? Because open balls are in his neighborhood"
"I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!"
"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four: One to drop it, Three to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up."
"A girl went to Thailand... And came back a changed man."
"Scientists recently discovered the source of the quark... It's the sound made by a posh duck."
"Two bloke sitting in a pub watching a dog lick its balls. One turns to the other and says ""I wish I could do that."" The second drunk replies ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you."""