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Joke of the Day

"The pope gets caught with child porn, he says: ""Just looking at some old home videos at the Catholic Church"". Still a joke guys, I don't actually mean it. :D"

"Becoming hard to tell difference between credible news organizations like 4chan and troll sites like New York Post."

"Her smile used to get me through a tough day. Now her smile just keeps me up all these sleepless nights...wondering...what is this b!tch up to???"

"What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty."

"Senior year of high school is a lot like a retirement home... You don't work anymore, you hate everyone who's younger than you, and in a few months, all of your old friends will be dead to you."

"Rectangle? It nearly KILLEDtangle. ...I could totally write for kids' shows."

"Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide."

"Think what you will about Obama, But so far he's the best black president we've ever had."

"I saw my sister watching the show ""Dexter"" yesterday.. I thought it was a pretty weird show, but then again, I have seen stranger things on Netflix."

"2 men walked into a bar The third one ducked"