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Joke of the Day

"date: and then after traveling to Iceland I decided to get my MBA me: date: me: I went to Arby's 7 times yesterday"

"Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases? To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd."

"Pilots sure do like dick holes... Sorry, im just testing out my new thesaurus"

"[sees ghost in my room] Ghost: don't be scared Me: I'm not Ghost [points to wet patch]: you're a little scared Me [nervously]: oh no a ghost"

"Anyone here know of Gaddafi? Probably not. He's pretty underground."

"What did one banana say to another banana? I find you a-peeling"

"How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis? On a plane."

"TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women. They always yell: Go Chica! Go!"

"A mexican fixed my deck today... I guess you can call it Manuel labor."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's pretty time consuming. I'll escort myself out now."