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Joke of the Day

"[sees ghost in my room] Ghost: don't be scared Me: I'm not Ghost [points to wet patch]: you're a little scared Me [nervously]: oh no a ghost"

"I should post a History joke But you have probably already heard it before."

"What famous actor is like a jail cell full of white guys? Niggaless Cage (My girlfriend came up with this today. We're not racist I swear. This just cracked me up.)"

"Today I was stabbed by a comedian You could say he had me in stitches."

"Just laid an egg. Very worried"

"What do you get when someone sexts you? Naughtyfications"

"What does a confused student at Hogwarts study? Which craft?"

"How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Need to know ASAP."

"Have you heard the one about the three holes? WELL, WELL, WELL..."

"My wife told me to give her 12"" and make her scream... So I did her 3 times in the poop chute and wiped my junk on the curtain. (can't remember where I stole this from)"