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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases? To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd."

"I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, my next crap could spell disaster!"

"What happened in France? Did they release a GTA Go?"

"Why are C programmers just the worst? They're classless."

"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"

"My wife said she wanted to die naturally. So I shot her and she died, naturally."

"I Work At Sears And Some Black Guys Came In Asking For Polyester Pants It's weird because they usually pick cotton."

"Anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? No"

"What do you call a mexican who has a rubber toe and lost his car, Robert carlos"

"what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid M'aturity"