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Joke of the Day

"Why can't redheads get drunk? Because they only drink Ginger Ale."

"I'm scared of trampolines They make me jump!"

"Why is the fungus such a hypocrite? because it doesn't have mushroom to talk."

"How many goals did Germany score? A Brazillion."

"Rabbi So today I was wondering, when a rabbi performs a circumsision, does he get paid or does he just keep the tips?"

"Hardcore I've just changed my first nappy. My wife doesn't like me wearing them but since I bought Call of Duty it means I get more game time."

"Fancy coming back to mine for a few shots ? Fuck off Oscar, I'm not falling for that one!"

"Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team? Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S"

"Record for the world's smallest penis? Must be hard to beat."

"A girl walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her."