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Joke of the Day

"Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he only uses the finest ingredients."

"I refuse to stay at a Holiday Inn until they publicly specify what holiday they are referring to."

"Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game? There was a face off at centre ice."

"My mate asked me why I have sex noises saved on my ipod. ""I said, ""It's for sound effects during sex."" ""He asked, ""Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?"" ""I replied, ""No, I work in a morgue."""

"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."

"Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving ""CAUTION: WET FLOOR"" sign to the erotic aisle."

"Your girlfriend is 41?!?! she could be your mother! but she isn't... She's yours."

"Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!"

"DEAD BABY JOKES: So what's the difference between a dead baby and dirt? **I don't eat dirt.**"

"How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar? Free Endless Salad Tossing"