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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the original version of Stevie Wonder's hit song? I just called to say.....I found the phone"

"""That's me in a nutshell."" A peanut's photo album."

"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"

"It all The title says it all."

"A man with no nose applies to be a professional flatulence detector."

"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."

"My mating call in winter is just me shaving my legs."

"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Well, can't fit that much shit in a sneaker!"

"I think I left popcorn in the microwave too long and now it tastes funny. related: popcorn is my cat's name."

"Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber? They all seem to get a bit weird around showers."