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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a happy Russian? Gladimir Putin!"
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"I tried ""Netflix and chill?"" on my wife. We're now on season 3 of Gilmore Girls."
"How can you tell when an auto mechanic jus had sext One of his fingers is clean!!"
"Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit."
"How do you please an Amish woman? Give her two Mennonite"
"They said to get in touch with my feminine side. So I did, and my next paycheck was 22% less."
"As President Roosevelt said: ""We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."""
"What do sexy farmers say all day? ""Brown-chicken-brown-cow!"" And then they swagger a bit."
"It's called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken."
"What's the stupidest joke you've ever heard?"