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Joke of the Day

"Wearing sunglasses while indoors let's everyone know you have no business making even minor life decisions."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw!"

"What happens when an egg laughs? He cracks up"

"What happens when you give an Autobot a blowjob? The power goes out."

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"What do you call a skank playing ""H.O.R.S.E?"" She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now."

"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."

"Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer."

"A teacher asked her students to use the word ""beans"" in a sentence... ""My father grows beans,"" said one girl. ""My mother cooks beans,"" said a boy. A third student spoke up, ""We are all human beans."""

"PayPal is spinning eBay off into its own company. After several years, PayPal finally got tired of living with a hoarder."