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Joke of the Day
"I want to cover you in expensive things like gasoline."
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"What fruit do Romeo and Juliet eat? Cantelope"
"It's called a ponytail because there is a small horse inside your head growing his tail out of you."
"Joseph and Mary are having a romp in the hay. Mary says, ""what if I get pregnant, what will I tell them?"" Joseph replies, ""you will think of something."""
"Donald Trump has banned shredded cheese. He's going to make America grate again."
"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"
"What is the opposite of an iPad Mini? A Maxi Pad"
"Why was the comic book series depressed? Because it had too many issues."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"My Girlfriend Told Me I Need To Get In Shape..... I told her ""I am in shape! Round is a shape!"""