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Joke of the Day
"How is air like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
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"Q: What do small businesses cry when account executives harass them for money? A: Yelp!"
"You are the pebble in my shoe of people."
"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!"
"I bet Egyptians were all like ""Yo, nobody in history will ever worship and revere cats like we do"" and then came the internet."
"Nothing feels more deflating than when a dog shows zero interest in you."
"What would be Jeopardy? If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first."
"Math problems for smartypants-s What is the square route of an EMU? A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!"
"if you're feeling stressed out, just relax, take a deep breath, and exhale fire over all of your enemies. this is more for dragons btw"
"[at doctor] can u cough for me please? *coughs* again please *coughs* i see i see. i'm afraid you have a cough"