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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctors this morning as I had a strawberry growing from my ear. He gave me some cream for it."

"A Vietnamese couple found out they were expecting twins. It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."

"Seven days without a joke makes one weak."

"No I in team Word of advice; if anyone ever gives you the ""There is no I in team!"" speach, you look him dead in the eye and say ""true, but there is a 'U' in dumb."""

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"

"It's embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn't sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing."

"So Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby and Bill Nye all walk into a bar... They all finish their drinks and Nye says to the lady behind the bar I'll cover the tab these two will give you their tips."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"

"Me: can i play music Funeral director: that's not appropriate Me: nana would've wanted it Director: ok CD player: someBODY once told me"

"I heard my cat walking down the hall because his claws are too long. Then I realized I hadn't taken off his tap shoes since the photo shoot."