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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard and has cum in it? Cumulative exams."
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"No I didn't want a receipt but now that you've asked me I'm suspicious, so yes, I will have that receipt now please."
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"""This race is over,"" said Donald Trump, referring to the entire human race if he is elected president."