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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul? Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel."

"A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers) Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? . . . Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!"

"i'm sorry but hating something that lots of people love doesn't automatically make u an interesting person"

"I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in."

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...One was a salted."

"You should invest in Helium It's only going to go up!"

"what was Hitler's favourite drink? mountain dew"

"Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time."

"if seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? bagels"

"I should write a personal apology to the employees of the sewage treatment plant for what I just sent them."